January 2012
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via magikrap)
womb-raider:
Anyone who is at a party right now better not complain about their lack of friends or social skills later
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
kingoftrapmas:
fuck school and drugs and my parents and booze and authority and society man fuck the world and bitches im hardcore as fuck mom can you drive me to the show
December 2011
purges:
Writing an autobiography called It Really Sucks To Be Me
mcdammit:
censoring rap is like censoring porn
You... You guys dont understand how happy this is...
there-is-no-pumpkin:
i am literally crying right now because of all the happy. like so legit…
oh my gosh you guys..
You’re one to talk! You’re doing such a wonderful thing for everyone, all of us… it’s really admirable! Much respect for you. Seriously, this is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. <333333333
zeldaappreciationblog:
who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Holy crap you guys.
Kawaii promo time!
So this AMAZING chick, http://there-is-no-pumpkin.tumblr.com/ is making these ADORABLE dragon plushies known as “Scalemates”, and she’s doing them for FREE, out of the kindness of her heart. ;3;
She does NOT accept cash, but she would appreciate it if you gave her a card, or a drawing, or something like this. c: BUT she must approve it first!
Here are...
zeldaappreciationblog:
when i hang out my friends i sit in silence until someone sets me up for a joke
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
The sun was always in her eyes: mirror-of-erised:... →
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away…
temathepupzakthekitty:
calcify:
spreadtherainbow:
Oh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight.
You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.
You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down.
And you landed on a gay guy.
AND YOU DID HIM.
this show was my shit
My life.
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
anch0vies:
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
except for
powdered doughnuts
pizza
orange chicken
french fries
baked potatoes
cheesecake
etc.
